He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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