how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
