I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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