One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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