I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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