it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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