hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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