I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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