Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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