its not stalking. its research.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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