He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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