Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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