Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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