Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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