Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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