why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
