He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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