Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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