ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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