I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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