Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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