Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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