She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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