Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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