puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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