You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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