Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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