covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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