turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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