Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
