so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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