thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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