There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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