you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
