is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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