im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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