so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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