I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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