glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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