Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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