Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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