Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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