nut hugger
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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