Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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