I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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