Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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