So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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