New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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