Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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