I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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