4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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